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Hi, I'm Shibai, Dioro and...
I'm Megane.
It's already the end of June.
It's a little rainy and foggy.
It's hard to get in the mood.
But next month will be summer.
We don't know what will happen in summer.
But in summer, there will be typhoons.
But since we live on earth,
there is a risk that it will affect everyone.
We live in fear every day.
I think it's the same for YouTube.
- No... - When?
- Well... - Is it for YouTube?
- What if the ads are removed suddenly? - No, no.
There are times when it suddenly becomes weird.
- Oh, I see. - Well, well, well.
- That's natural. - It's a natural phenomenon.
- It's a disaster level. - We can't avoid it.
Well, it's a luck game.
We have no choice but to live.
But I think it's raining too much this year.
But it's not too bad.
- I think it will rain less this year. - Yeah.
And I was looking at a site that said, "We're getting creators like you."
And it said "genius" on the 10th floor.
- That's... - Wow!
I thought we should make "genius" rain.
- That's a different person, though. - That's right.
I'm not that kind of person, so I'll fix it.
- That's... - The site is wrong.
That's why we're going to make "genius" rain on YouTube.
- It's God's work. - It's God's work.
But it's going to be random, so we have this box.
And we're going to call a YouTuber with a random name.
- It's like a country on Earth. - So we're going to call the person who called us.
And we're going to say, "Maybe it's going to rain genius."
But we're going to say, "Should we not hang up?"
And if they say, "No, it's okay," we're going to say, "It's going to rain genius."
But if they say, "It doesn't matter if it rains genius."
We're going to fight against them.
What do you want?
A huge TV.
If we win, we're going to make a genius rain on a huge TV.
And we're going to say, "We're going to make it rain!"
And if they say, "It's okay," we're going to play rock- paper-scissors.
And if we lose, we're going to buy a lottery ticket and give it away.
If we lose, we're going to buy a lottery ticket and give it away.
We will buy the lottery ticket.
Are we not responsible for it?
He is naturalized.
Is God like that?
I think God is suffering and receiving punishment.
God can't have such a life as a bearded old man or thunder living in a tent.
If this person loses,
the penalty might not be allowed to him.
Is it high risk high return or low risk low return?
Will the reward and genius work together or only the store will know?
Well, I don't think they're working together.
If you say it like that, it's like that.
It's different, isn't it?
High-risk low return
Well, this time, it seems like a typhoon is going to happen.
I see.
First of all, typhoon No. 1.
I would like to do it.
I don't know where the bad things will come from.
By the way, if it's a normal video, I'm going to liven it up like this.
It depends on this guy, so it doesn't matter who says it.
Typhoon No. 1.
Collect!
Ta-da!
Typhoon No. 1 was...
Soma
- That's right! - That's right!
Opening act!
What a great name!
- Let's call Soma and Rangista. - Okay.
Do you know that you'll get a call?
I don't know until you say "oh, leave me alone."
- And if you call Rangista, you'll risk getting caught. - Right!
Anything's fine!
- They might say "give me something amazing!" - That's really scary!
[Rangista calling Soma and Rangista]
Hello?
[Rangista calling Soma and Rangista]
A genius has awakened! A genius!
A genius?
[Rangista calling Soma and Rangista]
- You'll buy me one for real? - I'll buy you one for real.
- Really?! Wow! - She's so happy!
- Wow! - By the way, it doesn't matter if you do it or not.
- No, I won't do it! - I thought you'd like it.
I'll do it! I've been into pachinko lately.
- I want a pachinko table! - That's funny!
- By the way, how much is it? - It's amazing! I want two of them!
- I'm glad you're happy about it. - I think it's a bit expensive.
- It's about 3 million yen. - What?!
- It's not that expensive! - It's totally fine!
No, wait, wait, wait! I can't buy it! I can't buy it!
- I can't buy it! - There's a risk of 3 million yen.
No, I don't want a game worth 3 million yen!
Your personality isn't bad, is it? Your life.
It's not fair for you to think about your punishment after you lose.
- Can I have a word with you now? - Of course.
- Please wait a moment. - Wow! 3 million yen!
3 million yen is quite heavy. If you can avoid it, I'll pay you 3 million yen!
- It's like that, right? - Yeah. - It's like a unicorn.
- Gundam is like a unicorn. - Yeah.
- Ew, it stinks! Ew, it stinks! - What do you mean it stinks?
- This is it. - Wait!
- It's the last one! - This is it!
- Thank you! - This is it!
You stink too much! I'm surprised now!
- Oh... - That's nice.
- Hello? - Oh, have you decided?
- Yes. - Excuse me.
- I'm going to send you an image from Tetsuya now. - Yes.
- And... - Wait a minute.
Oh, wait. It says, "It's better to go to the mountains and get 4 million yen."
- It says 4 million yen. - What?
- Well, you know...
Well, you know...
- Yes, I'm a Evangelion liar. - Oh...
- What? - Yes, I sent it!
- Yes, what is it? - Wait a minute!
- This is the result of the original evaluation of KamiGami Dome. - Yes.
- The period of responding to 4 million yen is next year. - Next year?
- Next year? What do we do next year? - Please wear it next year.
- Wait a minute! - What?
- Is it impossible? Are you serious? - Forever.
- It's 4 million yen! 4 million! - Oh, is 4 million yen like that?
- Then I'm going to ride the Shinkansen! - Don't take two seats and turn sideways!
- No, no, no! I'm going to take two seats!
- Okay, I'm going to put my hand out first. - I'm going to put it out with rock-paper-scissors like "panic flying".
- Here we go! - Yes!
- Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock!
- Of course! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- This is amazing! - I'm scared!
- Here we go!
- Rock-paper-scissors!
- Rock!
Soma-san, you lose!
- What did you do? - Soma-san!
- Are you serious? - You made me do it!
A genius made me do it!
I'm not a unicorn at all!
When this video is uploaded, please get ready for it.
Soma-san, I'm sorry for your loss in this disaster.
Please do it yourself.
- Please take care of me. - Please take care of me.
- Bye-bye! - Thank you!
Ouch!
Let's go!
Who's coming?
It's Krispy Kreme!
Chiba!
Chiba in the middle of the night!
Chiba?
While we were quite involved, there were girls and gunsleds.
Chiba has quite a positive feeling.
Hello?
Dokan!
A genius god has come to you.
What is that?
Everyone is looking at you.
I have no choice but to peep at you.
Everyone has no choice.
I'll peep at you.
I see.
I'm using android right now.
I want to switch to iphone.
Let me announce it once.
I'll look at the microphone.
120,000 yen.
It's very cute.
It's cute.
Isn't it after 300?
It has been decided.
If Chiba loses in rock-paper-scissors, he will have his mobile phone written in a bad-mouthed book.
This is bad.
Bad-mouthed?
Shut up!
Bad-mouthed!
What did you say?
I got it.
On the contrary, bad-mouthed has a death penalty.
Do your best.
Anything is fine with me.
I'll use it properly this year.
What?
No, no, no.
That's too much.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Chiba, congratulations!
I'll give you your iphone.
Congratulations!
I'll give you my own iphone.
I'm glad.
What should I do?
I'm happy.
I'm happy now.
Congratulations on your evasion of genius.
Thank you very much.
It was a blessing in disguise.
That's right.
I'm sorry to say this, but isn't it better to be blessed?
I think so, too.
I'll give you my iphone.
I only need a transistor.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm scared.
Come on, cold one.
Come on, mild one.
This one!
Okay.
The worst one is...
This one!
Reikure!
Reikure is here!
It's been 10 days since its first appearance.
That's right.
I'm Fasena!
Fasena!
Scary.
Scary. Scary. Scary.
Unfortunately...
Thank you for your hard work!
Unfortunately, a genius has come to you.
What?!
You're too honest!
Wow!
It's love no matter what.
What?!
Wow, these guys really like it.
From now on, you have the right to hang up this phone.
What?!
However...
So...
Oh...
So...
We've been waiting for you, Reikure.
Oh, you caught me.
I'll hang up just once.
Just once, okay?
You won't do it, right?!
Even though you cut it off many times!
Let me do it!
You're a genius if you don't do it that much!
So you're saying you're giving up your right to hang up?
Please give up your right to hang up!
Your face is ugly!
That kind of challenge has been decided now.
Isn't it heaven?!
These guys are crazy!
God, please heal me!
It's decided!
Oh, you're quick!
Then tell me what you want!
I want a villa in Okazaki!
Oh, my God!
I want a house...
I mean, I want a sauna...
I want a sauna!
I see!
So, considering the risks of each of you, please wait a moment!
What is this?!
What?!
Are you serious?!
You're not saying you can't rent a house, right?
Really?!
You buy a small piece of land...
You build a small house for me...
And you have a sauna...
You have to say, "Look!"
This is crazy!
You're crazy!
You think you can build a hut, right?
It's going to cost a lot of money...
Wait a minute!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors for 10 million yen!
Really?!
Then, will we win 10 million yen?
Yes!
I'll say it just in the sense of unity...
Let's move in for a year.
Move in for a year...
It's not like that anymore.
I think Tetsuya should accept it.
Thank you for waiting!
I have some questions.
If there is a possibility that the whole lake may change its location a little bit, is it possible?
What are you talking about?
Your life is a lie!
That's right!
But it's better than that!
By the way, if there is a period of time, it will be one year.
One year!
Shut up!
Stop it!
However, if you lose, you will move to...
Tanegashima for one year!
It's so exciting!
It's a reward!
It's bad!
Then I'll put my hand out here, so please put your mouth out of rock-paper-scissors according to your voice.
Here we go!
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a tie!
Hey, look! It's you!
Ready?
Ready, set...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Reiko wins!
Congratulations!
Awesome!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
I'm going to apologize to everyone who's about to cry.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
The prize is 10 million yen, so please look forward to it.
Of course!
We'll prepare it for you.
Thank you!
Please look forward to it!
See you!
Thank you!
Please look forward to it!
No way!
10 million yen!
Hey!
10 million yen!
Reiko!
I'm glad you guys came.
Don't you think?
That's right.
I think I've just really started to feel blood- related.
- Yeah, I guess. - If we go up to this level...
- There might be rules and stuff. - Yeah.
- Is this game okay? - Rules?
- Is it okay? - Ah!
- He's mad! - He's mad!
- He said "I'm mad." - No, I didn't!
I'm mad
- I'm gonna get mad. - I'm gonna get mad.
- Ta-da! - Ta-da!
- What is it? - It's invincible!
- Invincible. - Invincible.
- You really can't lose this thing. - No, you can't.
- How long have you been wearing maid clothes? - From 400,000 people to 300,000 people.
- I've been wearing maid clothes for about 20 years. - Don't you care about the 20-year penalty game?
- Idiot! - You're in trouble now, genius!
- No, I'm a teacher. - A teacher? - I'm a teacher and I'm a driver.
- You're a double! - Why are you all so lucky? - This world is over. - Hurry up and break it down.
- How many people do you want to drive? - I'm not sure about that, but I'd like to buy an SUV.
- 200? - 200 isn't enough. - It doesn't have to be a new car. - It doesn't have to be a new car.
- You just have to be able to drive it. - It's surprisingly rare. - Let's have a meeting here.
- No, it's not that bad of a car. - It's impossible.
- I've decided. I'm going to announce the penalty game worth 2.3 million yen.
- You're going to parody the video of "Toukai On - Air" chosen by Shibayu.
- Here we go. - It's hard to dance, isn't it? - It's crazy, isn't it? - I've been thinking about it a lot.
- You're so cool, but you're so unfair. - You're pretty invincible, aren't you? - I can do anything.
- You should have said something more expensive. - That's right. - I'll put my hand out first, so please raise it as you like.
- Here we go. Rock-paper-scissors.
Mr. Nokomen, congratulations!
Thank you!
I've been waiting for this moment.
Wait, wait, wait.
2 million?
2 million!
Thank you!
I did it!
That's enough.
Congratulations!
I'm tired.
I'm tired, too.
You shouldn't give bad things to others.
You're right.
Thank you for your hard work.
Oh, by the way.
Yes?
You said you had five.
I did say that.
I see.
It's like insurance.
Yeah.
There was a fifth one.
Shibuya-san, do you still want to do it?
No, I don't want to do it.
It can't be helped.
Then, Shibuya-san, I'll give you the fifth one.
I see.
It's open, isn't it?
I wonder if I should do it.
Oh, I wonder if I should do it.
This is it!
Who is it?
A human who happens to be a genius at random.
Here it is!
Yumemaru!
What?
He really wants to do it.
Who?
Jesus.
This person wants to do it.
Jesus really wants Yumemaru to do it.
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Hello?
You were naive.
I knew it, so I didn't care.
I went out, too.
What do you want, Yumemaru-san?
I don't want anything under 500,000 yen or something like that.
You didn't think about it, did you?
I didn't think about it.
I thought about it for about a week or two.
I was wondering if I should buy it or not, and I thought about it once.
I was going to say the electric bicycle called "e-tool" from a brand called "bruno".
I was going to say it.
It's 300,000 yen.
It's electric, so...
I wanted to add various high grades, so it's about 35 or 40.
Can you hang up the phone now? What will you do?
I want to do it.
Oh, it's me.
It's me.
The number of bad things is increasing.
I've decided.
It's early.
Two weeks.
Leotard.
You're a pervert.
I'm a pervert.
All right, let's do it.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Don't mess it up!
I was a little depressed.
It only looks bent.
That's right.
It was a perfect video.
It was a 120% video.
It's amazing.
I want to do it every year like a summer holiday.
I'm scared!
I don't like it at all.
It's scary if there are people who bet everything on it.
I can't do this.
I can't do it.
Don't threaten people like that!